I was thinking about Hegel while eating a bagel
Wondering if Hegel ate bagels
Did Hegel inherit the Earth with bagels galore
Able to eat bagels on a table?

The Hegel bagel is a unsung fable
Playful to its very end
With smashed avocado dripping on a runny egg
Yolk hanging on the edge so unstable

Hegel bagels should be an anthem
Because life without bagels is fatal (dastardly!)
How do we live life without knowing how to live
Where guidance is only found in bagels?